Vegeta 20XX wrote:Hell, Evangelion wouldn't last even one episode...Shinji's badassery would cause the Angels to divide by zero and implode in fear, and the Universe would undo itself because if the impossibility of Shinji being teh awesome.
EPISODE 00: ANGEL ATTACK (sort of)Sachiel: (Makes Angel noises while being attacked by the UN)
Shinji: Sachiel: (sees Shinji, rips his own rib off and commits seppuku by smashing his core, causing him to explode. Suddenly, a lot of other cross-shaped explosions to appear in various places around the world)
(Camera then finally pans from Shinji looking up at the sky to a shot of the Earth as seen from space. All is calm and well...
until an explosion occurs. Black Text on White Screen abruptly appears)
終劇 (THE END)