AEF wrote:Would anyone want to pilot an enslaved God-human with the soul of their mother? I seriously doubt it!
Episode #25 (Reichu Mod) wrote:Shinji:
Why am I piloting this thing again?
Mom! I know you're in there!
MOM:
You don't have to "pilot" this time.
You just have to clutch at the controls and scream a lot.
Is that fair?
Shinji:
I can live with that!
Episode #25' (Reichu Mod) wrote:KYOKO:
Asuka-chan... Your mama has been in HEL-- here all along...
She loves you with all her heart and soul, and all she wants to do is KI-- protect you.
Please take my hand so that we may DI-- fight together as one!
Asuka:
Yippy skippy! Whatever you say Mama!
Isn't that right, Osaru-chan?
OSARU-CHAN:
Chu-chu! That's right, chu!
KYOKO:
I HAVE YOU NOW!!!!!!... my precious little angel,
where nothing and no one can ever hurt you again EXCEPT ME.
Asuka:
Osaru-chan, did you hear a high screechy voice in the background just now?
OSARU-CHAN:
Not a thing, chu!
KYOKO:
GYAAAAAAAAHHHHH EYE HALATIONS OPTICAL ENERGY PROJECTION POINTLESS RELIGIOUS SYMBOLISM!!!
JSSDF DUDES:
zomg wtf!?
KYOKO:
GWAARRRRRRRRR RAW ELECTRICITY SURGES INTO ME!
MY DODGY CHARACTER DESIGN OVERHAUL BE DAMNED!
TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRGGGGGHHH!!!
Asuka:
DOOOOOOOOORYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!
KYOKO:
Oh, so you're gonna play along, huh?
You're more naive than I thought, but whatever.
Scream, girl, scream! The JSSDFers won't hear you but who cares!
Asuka:
Mama, Mama, I get it now!
KYOKO:
Suuuuuuuure you do.
Asuka:
The ATF and stuff!
KYOKO:
Ohhhhh yeah, babies, check out Mama's 1337 5|<1||2. GROOOOOUUURMPH!
Asuka:
It's so nifty!
You're watching me!
You're protecting me!
OHMYGOD ITS SO COOL IM SO HAPPY RETROGRESSING INTO A CHILD-LIKE STATE IS FUN!
KYOKO:
Then leave the controls alone, sit in the plug, and let Mama handle this. You look like an idiot.
JSSDF DUDE:
CUT THE CORD, BITCHES.
KYOKO:
Fuck. Only five minutes to set up Operation Let's Die Together.
I better get it right this time.
Asuka:
YOU GUYS CAN'T STOP ME! I GOT LOTS OF ARMOR AND STUFF!
KYOKO:
n00b, the armor doesn't do shit.
Asuka:
AND THE A.T. FIELD!
KYOKO:
...Better.
Asuka:
HAY CHECK IT OUT GUYS, I KNOW KUNG FU!!!!
KYOKO:
NO, you DON'T.
UGH, fucking VTOLs, do they auto-respawn or something?
VTOL:
Yessum. But if you destroy the spawning points,
you can make us stop, at least until you leave this area and then return, upon which the Great Will of the Macrocosm will have reset
everything that annoys you the most.
KYOKO:
Will it reset my umbilical cable?
I find those things PRET-ty fucking annoying, I must say.
VTOL:
I'm sorry, ma'am, but that's a heavily guarded military secret.
KYOKO:
Oh, for love of...
:kicks VTOL: :kaboom:
KYOKO:
GU-U-U-U-U-RRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr...
Asuka:
DURRR HURRRRRR FIRE IS COOL.