So...about Kaworu and Shinji... [really being girls]

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Postby Rawinder » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:41 pm

Reichu wrote:
Trigger's Elysium wrote:Protip: Kaworu has a penis

That's not what GNK told me.


I hope your whole "Kaworu and Adam are female" theory doesn't rely on the fact that GNK's reproductive organ is less-than-obvious-looking. If so, then Shinji isn't male either.

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Postby Reichu » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:59 pm

Timstuff wrote:Well... There was the somewhat questionable design of the fourth angel...

"There once was a lady from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a--"

Rawinder wrote:I hope your whole "Kaworu and Adam are female" theory doesn't rely on the fact that GNK's reproductive organ is less-than-obvious-looking. If so, then Shinji isn't male either.

Of course not. The way this thread began makes that point untenably clear.

Alternatively, the episode of South Park guest-starring Osama Bin Laden comes to mind.
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Postby Jobhug » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:26 pm

Compare this
http://anime-fanservice.org/galleries/N ... on1-11.jpg
http://anime-fanservice.org/galleries/N ... on2-11.jpg

To this
http://www.evacommentary.org/episode-m2 ... _e_big.jpg and
http://evacommentary.org/images_capdoc/ ... aworei.jpg

We see huge amounts of Shinji's groin in the fist two screencaps, although no genitalia are drawn, but we still have no doubts that Shinji is a boy. http://www.evacommentary.org/episode-m2 ... l-disc.jpg

In the third link there is without a doubt more groin shown, but using the first two as a guide to where NGE dicks hang from, it's not impossible that GNK still morphs one.

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Postby Reichu » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:30 pm

But that would mean that Giant Naked Rei, who is sharing a pelvis with GNK, would also have a dick, and only futanari fans would want that.

Also, amended the subject title slightly, and moved the thread to Chit-Chat where it would seem to belong.
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Postby Jobhug » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:33 pm

True, but there's something in Evangelion for everyone, and even people who like dickgirls need fanservice too. Gainax wouldn't want to alienate a consumer market by leaving out the futanari fans. :mrgreen:

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Postby Reichu » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:42 pm

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Postby cat42 » Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:18 am

Nobody in Eva has genitals. Nobody, except Lilith, which she keeps on her hands, and occasionally on her forehead (as the only true woman in existence, this is her right). Shinji's supposed "man milk" from the scene where he supposedly is touching his Nissan is actually melted vanilla ice cream from the ice cream maker he keeps down there.

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:00 pm

Wow, nobody has gentials in Eva, eh?

Kaji and Misato must have magic powers then! How else could they supposedly have teh Nookie? ("Whatever that is.") :lol:


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Don't put strange things in there! What are you doing at a time like this?


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Postby Timesplitter 01 » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:21 am

Is it just me or have we run out of topics to discuss around here?

Anyways,

I think this has been discussed in some context before, look though the thousands of posts to find it if you wish, that the problem with Shinji is the fact he never had a good female influence, if I remember correctly he saw his mother die or disappear if you will (look in the directors cuts, I am pretty sure that he was at the lab when she got intergrated with Unit 01)when he was growing up. To add to this Gendo was hardly around and was not father figure either.

So in that way Shinji doesnt know how to interact properly with people. Given that he doesnt know how to interact with females he has this odd relationships with Misato and Asuka.

Now on to Kaworu. Given that Shinji has never been told that he was loved it can be said that he would be embarresed with this or appreared this. However, given the circumstances when Kaworu tells Shinji this it is could be said that he was starteled.

In either case this leads me to the conclusion that Shinji does not have homosexual tendencies but rather doesnt know how to interact with people.

As for the pictures, they are just fans art that make fun of Shinji's cowardess and Asuka's pride ( or if you will arrgogance).

Anyways I just thought that I would through in my 2 cents worth.
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Postby zeaven » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:41 am


You know how when you have a jack-in-the-box, it's fun until the jack pops out and unpleasantly surprises you? Yeah. Clicking on links is like that. Although I should have looked at the URL more closely before clicking.
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Postby Defectron » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:57 am

Kaji and Misato must have magic powers then! How else could they supposedly have teh Nookie? ("Whatever that is.") Laughing


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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:08 pm

Everyone grows genitals off camera, that's the way of the eva universe!


And how! :wink:


this leads me to the conclusion that Shinji does not have homosexual tendencies but rather doesnt know how to interact with people.


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