What if Asuka woke up?

chiefen · Postby **chiefen** » Sun May 13, 2007 5:07 am

Found this in /b/. I'm not really sure if it should maybe go in Chit-chat, but since there could actually be a discussion on how the scene would happen and how she would react, I'll try the Discussion.

So, what do you think she would do if she woke up while Shinji fapping on her?

Postby **Mr. Tines** » Sun May 13, 2007 5:21 am

Is that some Asukakke?

The manga does have Asuka waking up -- and getting her retaliation for the beach scene in first.

And her reaction in Instrumentality is canon -- even if there are a range of interpretations around the central theme of enquiring whether he can man up enough to face a woman and not just a doll, and expecting a negative response.

Ayana-Me · Postby **Ayana-Me** » Sun May 13, 2007 9:18 am

She would do exacty what she did after she woke up in the movie: go into the fetal position, scream, repeat "I don't want to die" for about two minutes and then go on a killing spree.

Anonymous_Evafan · Postby **Anonymous_Evafan** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:10 am

I doubt that since she wouldn't have depthcharges exploding around her. It would probably involve a rather awkward silence followed by a confrontation akin to the one during P3II.

Zkh · Postby **Zkh** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:13 am

She'd make fun of Shinji for finishing so fast.

tinmeigut · Postby **tinmeigut** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:16 am

She'd make fun of Shinji for finishing so fast.

Ha, yea, agreed. How long did that take? A minute? 30 seconds?

Zkh · Postby **Zkh** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:22 am

tinmeigut wrote:Ha, yea, agreed. How long did that take? A minute? 30 seconds?

He makes the last little grunt about 28 seconds after he starts.

tinmeigut · Postby **tinmeigut** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:33 am

He makes the last little grunt about 28 seconds after he starts.

I'm impressed.

Another question popped up-
I remember Nerv can overlook Asuka's ward through a camera. Does it mean when Shinji did his handjob the process might have been recorded?

Anonymous_Evafan · Postby **Anonymous_Evafan** » Sun May 13, 2007 11:14 am

Zkh wrote:He makes the last little grunt about 28 seconds after he starts.

Why in gods name would you time that?

Postby **Mr. Tines** » Sun May 13, 2007 11:23 am

Anonymous_Evafan wrote:Why in gods name would you time that?

To answer the question posed above?

Zkh · Postby **Zkh** » Sun May 13, 2007 11:25 am

Actually I timed it the second time I watched it just out of curiosity...

Opteron-O3 · Postby **Opteron-O3** » Sun May 13, 2007 12:46 pm

tinmeigut wrote:I remember Nerv can overlook Asuka's ward through a camera. Does it mean when Shinji did his handjob the process might have been recorded?

I bet it was! :lol:

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 · Postby **THE Hal E. Burton 9000** » Sun May 13, 2007 1:31 pm

I foresee some possibilities. In the order of most likely...

One :

Ayana-Me wrote:She would do exactly what she did after she woke up in the movie: go into the fetal position, scream, repeat "I don't want to die" for about two minutes and then... <snip>

...great indifference from Asuka.

Two : A slight variation of that mindfcuk scene where Asuka said something like...:

Soryu Asuka Langley wrote:"...Do it again like always, I'll even watch you. If I can't have all of you to myself, then I want nothing!"

...and then, they go for "a roll in the hay".

Three: A variation of the episode 26 "alternate universe" scene where Asuka witnesses Shinji awaking with morning, ahem, "glory" if you know what I mean, but this time in a manner that is not so light nor humorous.

DatDude · Postby **DatDude** » Sun May 13, 2007 1:47 pm

Ummm dead Shinji )

ok for real with the drugs she was on probly not much

The Eva Monkey · Postby **The Eva Monkey** » Sun May 13, 2007 2:58 pm

Zkh wrote:
tinmeigut wrote:Ha, yea, agreed. How long did that take? A minute? 30 seconds?

He makes the last little grunt about 28 seconds after he starts.

Keep in mind, there's a difference between reel time, and real time.

NAveryW · Postby **NAveryW** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:08 pm

The Eva Monkey wrote:
Zkh wrote:
tinmeigut wrote:Ha, yea, agreed. How long did that take? A minute? 30 seconds?

He makes the last little grunt about 28 seconds after he starts.

Keep in mind, there's a difference between reel time, and real time.

It was originally going to be about four minutes long, but it was shortened.

Also, I've thought about this once before and pictured this scenario.

Asuka: (wakes up)
Shinji: ...
Asuka: I didn't say stop!

Opteron-O3 · Postby **Opteron-O3** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:09 pm

NAveryW wrote:
The Eva Monkey wrote:
Zkh wrote:
tinmeigut wrote:Ha, yea, agreed. How long did that take? A minute? 30 seconds?

He makes the last little grunt about 28 seconds after he starts.

Keep in mind, there's a difference between reel time, and real time.

It was originally going to be about four minutes long, but it was shortened.

Also, I've thought about this once before and pictured this scenario.

Asuka: (wakes up)
Shinji: ...
Asuka: I didn't say stop you idiot!

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 · Postby **THE Hal E. Burton 9000** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:30 pm

LAST FEW POSTS

sensei_juice · Postby **sensei_juice** » Sun May 13, 2007 5:04 pm

Hehehe - I can just see the entirety of EoE being replaced by Asuka waking up and her and Shinji proceeding to get it on until 3I happens and everybody dies. Forever.
Now THAT'S superflat.

Executor · Postby **Executor** » Sun May 13, 2007 5:11 pm

NAveryW wrote:
The Eva Monkey wrote:
Zkh wrote:
tinmeigut wrote:Ha, yea, agreed. How long did that take? A minute? 30 seconds?

He makes the last little grunt about 28 seconds after he starts.

Keep in mind, there's a difference between reel time, and real time.

It was originally going to be about four minutes long, but it was shortened.

Also, I've thought about this once before and pictured this scenario.

Asuka: (wakes up)
Shinji: ...
Asuka: I didn't say stop!

ROTFL!!! Wow...

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